A story about Noel Fielding
I met him and he said I had good hair.
I’d get him to do that thing where he makes his back go all big and then I’d paint an angry face on his back and he could run around backwards scaring children.
He can say “ROCK” better than anyone else. When he says “ROCK” babies have orgasms and birds do that thing where they fly dramatically from a forest at a wide angle.
One time he played a guitar solo so awesome that Bjork (who was in Iceland at the time; Jimi was in Antarctica) exploded. She didn’t die though, she was back after a couple of days.